Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Another sleepless night

Yet again i've stayed up all night, i don't really know why. Its odd how doing nothing at all can eat up so much of my time. Sitting here being to tired to do anything and to tired to sleep.

On a random thought.. Why isn't there anything good on tv after like 2 or 3 am. Sure there are a couple shows that get you through the night, but wtf. 90% of whats on is just infomercials and frankly if you buy any of that crap your just stupid. I'm not saying that I've never been tempted to buy the magical shamwow that can absorb an entire swimming pool's worth of spilled spaghettios. Now if you think about that of course your first thought is going to be "swimming pool full of spaghettios!? Awesome" But you have to think about how much of a pain it will be to open all those cans. Sure you have a nifty electric can opener, but does it ever work the way you want it to? No, you always end up standing there at the counter for a good 4 minutes trying to get the can to catch just right on that little turning nob. Once it does finally catch does it stay on!? Of course not! It goes around half way and falls off. In the end you crawl back to good old faithful you have in the back of your silver wear drawer..... Only to find out the handle sticks every time you try to turn the damn thing.

People all i'm saying is this. Late at night when your all alone with nothing but the soft glow of your tv and the creepy yet somewhat appealing shamwow guy.... Think about the spaghettios.

12 comments:

  1. Haha, this is why we need netflix xD

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  2. Lmao this is a funny rant xD You can tell that you havent had any sleep lol

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  3. so true. usually its either porn or infomercials.

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  4. what the fuck? I told my self I would never fall for those stupid informational and I ended up buying a magic bullet, best 20 bucks I've ever spent, these things are so awesome and some times when I cant sleep, ill mix crushed ice, cherry cherry lime ade, and some cough syrup and NyQuil and make my self a smoothie, that shit will put me into a deep ass sleep make sure you set an alarm or you will over sleep! haha!

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  5. And this is why we're friends xD Haha. Made me laugh really hard. Keep writing!
    -Lara

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  6. Haha. Pool full of spaghettios.
    Funny stuff man, good read at midnight.

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  7. man whenever i can't sleep i just fap
    funny cause i also do that when i can't stay up

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  8. I cant sleep either, shit is not cash.

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  9. There is never anything on at 2am, sometimes you'll get a good film or something, but for some reason they just put the worst garbage ever on - don't they know us insomniacs need good tv!!!

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  10. when i can't sleep, i like to use drugs... they really help...

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  11. Not enough people watching = no potential ad money = no shows

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